“I want to globalize Malaysia but I won’t let its people learn the global language” says the Government

PPSMI (teaching science and math in school using an english medium) was abolished today by the Malaysian government in an attempt to ready our people for globalization…. WAIT, I think I got that thing in reverse … shouldn’t we teach english to people if we want them to go global, it is the current global language right, ? So for what good reason did they decide to make learning science and math in Malay? Owh yeah, that’s because science and math in IPTA Malaysia and are teaching in Malay… so that MUST be the reason… such joy when I can learn programming languages like C  tambah tambah, C tajam and learn subjects like Aplikasi Komputer and Kejuruteraan Mekanikal… I would hate to learn all this in English and go out into the world being able to competently communicate in English. Since companies like to hire people who can speak English so to be able to compete in the international market, we don’t need to learn English so that we do not need to compete internationally… who cares about globalizing Malaysia, right?

So long…

Its be so long that i need to at least write something… its been more than 3 months since my last one.. i can’t say a lot has changes except my laziness, in which seems to be getting worse (or better depending on how u look at it)… crap… i can’t do this… too lazy to write anymore… bye

Too many things to write so no specific title.

I wanted to update the blog yesterday by listing down why maxis sucks.(intentionally write maxis in small letters) But yesterday had a really fu*ked up day, and one of the factor of why it was a bad day yesterday was my pc restarted when i was about 3 quarter on my blog writing. So yeah, yesterday was an ass.

Other events that particular day that made it bad was my mom’s hand bag was snatched. Damn huh. It was when my family, (me not included because i was out somewhere else) went out to go buy a wireless adapter card for my sister because hers was busted. Then after the police station trip and what not, my parents went out again and went and buy the wireless card among other things like new locks and padlocks. Then I tried to install the wireless card that was newly acquired and what do you know, it took me half an hour to figure out whats wrong with it, not compatible with the pc… I was like wtf. Bla3 I fixed it.

Then everything settled, time to watch my Liverpool match. And what do you know, they lost. Of all the day, they pick today for their first league defeat of the season. Holy shit. Anyways that’s the end of the day day story. Now to write about something totally unrelated from my first part of the post.

A weird good friend of mine, Farid wrote something on his blog about friends and one part was really funny to me. Imaginary friends are like MySpace friends because you occasionally talk to them but you never really see them. its funny to me because I find it true. 10000 friends and you never met them before.

Another thing, Farid here in dwelling in his bordem, came up with a catch phrase… you heard me… “I make them an offer they can’t refuse”  catch phrase… and the catch phrase is “I blame <insert name>”. So everything is like I blame teddy, I blame society and ect. So in chain reaction to that, I’ve also invoked a catch phrase, now to be use in my YM! status until further notice. At first I was thinking of going “Holy toledo Batman”… but than I realize I can’t say that cause… I’m Batman… hahaha… anyways, from boring  second after boring second I just said whatever, deal with it. Then eureka… now it goes like “<insert a phrase>, deal with it”… so I made a catch phrase thats not really original, deal with it. Ta-da

I would like to write about how Teddy made me realize that emo movies with average plot makes for a sucky movie but there’s nothing here to elaborate. So ending this post now and I’m gonna go back to whatever the hell I was doing before… which was…. crap, I forgot, deal with it.

In 3 years Time

I don’t know if it was the lack of sleep or oversleeping but my brain is now all weird and messed up…I don’t even know why I’m actually writing except maybe that I’m bored and frustrated… maybe… Here is the thing, out of the blue I was thinking about the world economy and the collapse of it recently, and it got me thinking that “When I go out to work in 2-3 years time, is the economy ready to hire new blood in?” Again just thinking about it made my head hurt. Before we thought that post grad students have problems getting a job, now we’re really in serious shit. I’m not really a man of thinking to far ahead of time, but I did thought about my financial standings in 3 years time. Just thinking about it makes my hair’s split ends have split ends. I remembered a time where all this problem were far far away from us, but now BAMM… its here or at least the countdown has begun. Even now it is seen that friends from high school that are in different career paths are having different views about the economy.

The first are the ones that mommy and daddy pays for their educations and are now mostly in Australia (i don’t know why there) and are living the life in the fullest way they can. Because they studied there(overseas) then they are not that worried about jobs when they come back to Malaysia since most overseas graduate do get jobs. – This category is what I call The Rich gets Richer

The next one are the real deal, I mean the people that are smart and work hard for it. Those people are the scholarship students that are almost guaranteed a job. Some even go overseas via scholarship. – This category is called I Wish That Was Me.

Next is the average people. Now usually it’s okay to be average, but as the economy still in shit mode, we don’t know how does these average joes gonna get normal paying jobs when they graduate. Currently I’m in this category. – The Average Joe

Lastly the category I’m hoping to get in.(Hopefully I can, please pray for me) is the average joe in collage but has a wicked Final Year Project or anyy project for that matter that companies will take notice and offer you a career in that field. I’m trying to get into this category cause this category doesn’t even need you to graduate with high pointers, occasionally it doesn’t even need you to graduate collage at all (Bill Fu*kin’ Gates). – We call this one True Calling.

A word of reminder, if you have/ or going to have a high profile career, just shut the hell up if your around people without it. Don’t let your happiness make other people sad.(It might be the other way around one day)

Something to ponder when you are bored, do you rather have some bullshit job that pays bad but you have time for your family, or would you rather have a career but no family to go home to or no time at all for family at all. In simpler form, would you rather be Homer Simpson (minus the stupid) or Dr House(minus the sarcasm)

“Game” Movie Should Be Banned

First of all I would like to say that I hope John Moore gets shot in the face with a pump gun… clone him, and shoot him again. If you don’t know who he is, then you are a very blessed person. In case your curiousity needs to be satisfied, he is the man who directed (if he is considered a director in the first place) the Max Payne movie. If you’ve watched it, you know what I mean. Let me make this clear though, it’s not that the Max Payne movie is bad, it’s that the movie is worse than bad. I mean shoot yourself in the head kind of bad.

Actually I am not surprise though. It has been said before and it will be said again in the future that Game movie sucks. No freakin’ exception(Maybe 1 though, Mortal Combat, it was alright, not great but not bad). Maybe in 10 years time my opinion will change. Maybe not. Here goes, all of the Game movies out there and the reason it sucks: (if I miss any, pls tell so I’ll edit my post and tell why that movie suck too)

• Max Payne – There is 5 bad guys in the movie, and I think he only shoots 3 of them. There we some security shooting though. And WORST bullet time ever. It’s just bad directing, bad casting( I knew its gonna be bad if Max is Mark Wallbergh) and bad all around.
• Blood Rayne – Nuff said
• Street Fighter- WTF, what kind of Hadouken is that? In fact except for Van Damme……..

You know what, I got tired just from listing this 3 goddamn movies… I won’t even go though the hell of the other movies like Tomb Raider, Dead or Alive, Hitman and ect. Btw I just found out that there was a Far Cry movie… great, they just ruined that too.

Upcoming Game movies that’s coming out that you don’t have to bother watching…

• Tekken
• Prince of Persia: Sands of Time (another one of my favorite game being tarnished by a thing that we called franchise)

On another note, people might be thinking what about Final Fantasy : Advent Children? And my answer is, was there anyone that watched FF:AC never played the game before? So I don’t consider that a movie but an extention of the game FMV.

So in a simple and yet predictable conclusion, people should not watch movies that was based on a game, especially if the game is a famous best selling game cause 2 hours of screen time does not equal 30 hours of gameplay. So all the production company should stop making Game movies unless you can get Christopher Nolan to direct and you can get Heath Ledger to come back from the dead and act.

Life And Lack Of It

Its been so long that I updated my blog that I am forcing it upon myself to do so.(Not like anyone reads this anyways) Its been so long that at one point of time that I forgot that I even had a blog. I could say that I had and have many reasons for not updating but I actually only have a few, and most of it is because of my uninspiring life. Ussually ppl talk bout whats been going on with theirs… and seen that I have not been running mine I have no tales that is worthy of being told.(Still don’t actually)

First of all since I have discovered my gaming lifestyle back, most of my life is spent in front of my pc but not so much on the net but in G Arena… in case ppl are wondering its a client program that allows ppl to play selected games with other ppl around the world… so all this while I have been busy playing either Call of Duty 4 or DotA… and when I’m not play those 2 games in G Arena aka GGC I’ll be playing offline games like Spore, Mass Effect and ect… and if not that I most probably be watching tv series and animes… and if i’m not doing that I’m either gone out to watch a movie(only ocassionally though), eating, sleeping, taking a dump or the ocasional bath(During ramadhan I only do 3 off the things from the list per day)…

Now that syawal is here I was/am busy visiting/intruding ppls houses… and btw its exam week for me and as you can plainly see I rather update my outdated blog than studying… me and my messed up priorities… Anyways I’m not writing any longer since I have my non existing life to get back to… hopefully during my 3 weeks holiday from MMU will make me so bored that I will forced to update the piece of crap blog again… till next time unless I change my mind…

I’m Back!!!

The title is not cause I haven’t update in a while but its about my old self is back. If you would read my previous post I mentioned that I was getting old and my game playing ratio per day is less than when I was in high school. But guess what? The old me is back… the “6 hours straight gaming” dude is back… it seems that it wasn’t that I’m getting old… its just i need game that I can fully indulged myself in… and I did find one… two to be exact… it was Devil May Cry 4(just finished playing today) and Final Fantasy 4 DS (still playing)… now that the old me is back this blog will be delayed in update (as if its not already delayed). In fact the gap between my last post and this one is solely because i was gaming… nice isn’t it… and after this I’m starting Bioshock (this game is 2007 game but I just got it today) and continuing Mass Effect… but  it seems I can’t concentrate yet due to my midterm break starts today and I need to go back home thus rendering me without games for a week(since I won’t be bringing my PC back from hostel to my house)… so in the one week I’m at home with scarcity of games (since i don’t have an X-Box360) I’ll be updating this blog a lot(probably)… In this one week of break I’m not sure I’ll get a lot of rest though… I’m getting ready for a tourney so I’ll be busy with my team practicing… Even today I’ll be having a minor competion to ready myself for the major tournament… so this whole week I’ll be busy during the day and I’ll (TRY) and update my blog at night… I’m not gonna write to much today( lots of gaming to do before going back home)

P/S: Wish me luck on my tourney today and on the major one too(which is around mid August)… and I’ll be updating on how I do today and on the major one (which is in Singapore… just to let you know)

Busy Wasting My Time

Why no update in a long while? That’s coz I was busy doing real stuff in the real world… Well, not technically, but you get my point… The actual reasons that I was unable to update the piece of crap I call a blog is because I the period between my last update and this one, I was busy being active in watching some animes, go out and play sports… (yes, I play sports… some of you might be crapping in your pants right now from the shock, but its okay… no one’s gonna know), catch up on my games, club gathering and ect…

Talking bout catching up on my games, I just realize that I’m getting old… I’m now not the hardcore gamer I was once… I can’t go 6 hours straight on a single game… the most is 2 and a half hours MAX… and I need a break… 30 minutes later ,only then I can continue… wth man… why must I age… When I was in high school, forget 5 hours straight… I could literally go a whole day without stopping except for toilet breaks and the occasional food consumption…

That is why I didn’t update my blog in a long time… I was trying to get my form back when I was in high school… I was too busy wasting my time to actually waste my time… make sense in a way… or maybe not. Btw about this update thing… it seems that I am forcing myself to update this blog so it will not be to far left behind but thats about it… I got nothing else to write… the goverment is still in a shit hole… people are still stupid… pop culture is still stealing peoples identity… and I’m still an asshole… nothing new in general, just new on the details… but next time maybe I’ll write some of the details thats happening in my current dull and boring life and also give yet another opinion about the Malaysian goverment that ultimately will not do much difference in how we are running this country… till then, I’m gonna pick up where I left off in Mass Effect and DMC4

P/S: DEADLINE LIFELINE: JUN 2010… read the papers, you’ll know what i mean …even if its a lifeline, not sure the dude can do the job, probably fail too, either that or there won’t be a Jun 2010… instead there’ll be a SEPTEMBER 2008… who knows…

Angry?

It’s been a while since my last post… The previous statement is a common thing among bloggers… True enough but the reason that I haven’t posted in a while is cause there is nothing for me to be pissed and bitch about this couple of weeks… And I still don’t have things to complain about, but I just thought “might as well post something”… Talking about being angry about reminds me of the new Incredible Hulk movie… no, I’m not angry at the movie (rather thinks that it was good… close to being awesome) but wouldn’t it be cool to just smash everything up when you get angry… Here is a scenario if I was the Hulk(btw the first part of the story is true, happened in PJ with a Waja);

I’m in my car driving, I stopped at a red traffic light trying to turn right… it was a long line, then an asshole tries to cut the line by stopping on the left lane… not only he tries cutting in line but also causes a minor traffic congestion on the other lane which he stopped in… not backing down I try closing the gap between me and the car in front of me, and while waiting for the light to turn green I cursed in my car purposely letting him see that I’m severely pissed… when the lights turn green he hit the gas still trying to cut me off… and he succeeded, after that as an icing on top he showed me the finger…

Now if I was the Hulk back then (his happened a long time ago btw) I would just turn green or gray(since the first issue of Hulk he was gray in color) and really big and just open his car and just scream “HULK SMASH” so loud that he crapped in his car… then I’ll take the Waja that was already crushed and crush it some more just to make a point and when I’m done I’ll compress everything and kick the bloody assholes car to the sun… I won’t kill the bugger, just traumatize him to a mental institution…

And thats what I’ll be doing if I was infected by gamma rays and live…

Speaking of gamma and being alive, I’m doing my gamma year in college right now and it’s a living hell… Again if I can smash, I’ll just smash all the oil reserves in this world so know one will have petrol and no one can move around except for me cause when I turn Hulk I’ll just use my extremely powerful legs to jump to my next destination…

Btw I’m not writting about Hulk cause I got Hulk fever from the movie… I got the fever long ago when Marvel Comics publish World War Hulk (for those who wants to know more… wiki it)

Conclusion… I know after this there is gonna be some of those people like coughteddycough, coughleecough, and coughapcough gonna post comments like ” Thats why you don’t have that kind of power” or something like ” No need to day dream bout being a superhero”… for all this people I say… SHADDAP!!!

Pandainyer~

After yesterdays oil price shock, the Malaysian bloggers have flooded the internet about this shitty event and are bitching non stop about how smart our government are. I am no less one of them. It’s no doubt that when all this so called ministers were growing up, their momma dropped them on the head far too often, either that of maybe they didn’t have enough Dumex Sustegen and grew up a little short on their brain development.

Lets break it down the case about the price thing:

1. Our so called PM said that this decrease in subsidy can save billions of ringgit that can be distributed to the other major industries in this country. Mostly agriculture and food for our daily lives. All of that is fine and dandy but what about all the other prices in Malaysia? What about Milo, vegetables, milk, fish, and poultry? Thats where our so called new government is doing. Apparently since all of them didn’t go to school when they were little the don’t know the meaning of fucking inflation. Inflation means that prices will rise and rise in a country where at a point money will lose its value. If this continues ( and apparently it will under the brilliant administration of *coughcoughfucklahbodowicoughcough*) at one point our economy will be in a state like the Indonesian where we need Rm 1000 so that we can actually have something to eat.
2. Rising the tariff for electricity even though its a privately own company. Just because the assholes raise fuel price, they claim that the electricity price is also going up because it is to provide the TNB money to keep running the company. What, will they actually lose money if the tariff doesn’t increase? They don’t make enough money as it is? The answer is of course they don’t make enough money. Why? Couse the need the 18% raise of pricing to bribe the morons in the government. So more or less the power company makes money, the government that we ourselves voted into office gets rich, KJ gets really rich, and we the rakyat… well, we get…
3. Back to the oil issue, since yesterday people kept forwarding messages to me about the difference of oil price in oil producing countries. Here is why we can’t compare ourselves to them; First of all our policy on oil is different. We actually sell our oil to other countries and buy cheaper oil for ours. (don’t ask me why we do it or what’s the difference in the oil … i don’t have the answers to them) Secondly believe it or not, we are a small country, thus we have less area to search for oil reserves thus we still need to buy oil from other countries and that makes us like any other non oil producing countries( that means we still need to buy at USD 122 per barrel). Thirdly why we can’t compare with other oil producing countries is because other oil producing countries have competent people running it.

So basically if the overly genius man (i don’t even know the word “man” can actually describe him, more like beruk or kera as i see it, and the monkey trainer is KJ) doesn’t step down from being our so called leader, then we better pray that he gets a new brain and fast before we all shit in our pants at seeing the price or teh tarik at Rm 15 per glass. (price doesn’t include prices at Starbucks or Hilton hotels)